The Rise and Fall (and Rise?) of Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Camacho: A Retrospective
Born from the Ashes of Clever Governance The Downfall Begins From the depths of a hyper-consumerist future, a pacesetter arose. Not a statesman, a scholar, or a visionary, however a former skilled wrestler with a reputation as flamboyant as his persona: Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Camacho. He wasn’t meant to steer, but he turned president. … Read more